Leave a comment and I will:

a) tell you why I love you.
b) tell you 3 words that describe you.
c) tell you something I've always wanted to do to/with you.
d) tell you a memory I have of you.
e) ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
f) in return, you must post this in your journal.

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E-Mail = feythinsane@sbcglobal.net

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RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

I tag:
, because I know he loves being tagged. anyone else can say I tagged them if they want.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear Bunny):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when I threw up at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you drive out my father, Donald Duck, and Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that your Honda sucks. I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember eggplant-fetishism .

Greetings to your freaky family,
Morgan

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record

W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

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Clubs of intense awesomeness:




AIM = rulexoutxradio

YIM = feythinsane@sbcglobal.net

MSN = depressedpoet666@yahoo.com

E-Mail = feythinsane@sbcglobal.net

Gone Gothic = [link]

The Rules:
1] Post these rules.
2] Each tagged person must post eight facts about themselves in their journal.
3] At the end, you must tag eight people and post their icons in this journal.
4] Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
5] NO TAG-BACKS!

1. I have naturally brown hair.

2. I like to cook.

3. I'm learning to bellydance.

4. I'm afraid of whales.

5. I'm sticking to dumb, superficial facts because I have issues expressing myself.

6. I <3 Dnd.

7. I have 3 cacti.

8. I watch vintage sesame street on youtube.

I'm lazy and tag everyone that hasn't done it yet.

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Clubs of intense awesomeness:




AIM = rulexoutxradio

YIM = feythinsane@sbcglobal.net

MSN = depressedpoet666@yahoo.com

E-Mail = feythinsane@sbcglobal.net

LemonFingers = [link]

Gone Gothic = [link]

Myspace = [link] (If I don't personally know you, I'm *probably* not gonna add you)

Advicenators = [link]

Leave a comment and I will:

a) tell you why I friended you,
b) associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, etc.,
c) tell you something I like about you,
d) tell you a memory I have of you,
e) ask something I've always wanted to know about you,
f) tell you my favorite user pic of yours,
g) in return, you must post this in your journal.

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Crazy-Sexy-Cool People Watch Me <3



Clubs of intense awesomeness:




AIM = rulexoutxradio

YIM = feythinsane@sbcglobal.net

MSN = depressedpoet666@yahoo.com

E-Mail = feythinsane@sbcglobal.net or depressedpoet666@yahoo.com

LemonFingers = [link]

Gone Gothic = [link]

Myspace = [link] (If I don't personally know you, I'm *probably* not gonna add you)

Advicenators = [link]

So, I come home from the hospital (they say I'm fine, but my blood work hasn't come in :/) and pick up my cell phone. I have 4 missed calls. 4. And 4 messages to go with them. So I call up my voice mail, and after the obligatory recorded bullshit, the first message starts. There's heavy breathing and muttering, but the message becomes clear after a few seconds. Whoever it was, their voice was deep and gravelly, it kinda sounded forced, and oddly familiar. He's describing all this sexual stuff, and I'm giggling and waiting for the voice to go back up and for someone to say "in case you haven't figured it out it's me. call me up beezy", but it doesn't happen, it just gets more and more graphic and creepy. (Apparently I'm a very, very naughty girl who needs to be punished severely. I thought I was doing pretty all right... *shrug*) I just click out of the message before it's finished because I don't want to listen to that garbage for 5 minutes straight. The next message comes on, it's from him. And the next two are too. The creepiest part (to me, at least) is that they know my name.

I checked the time, and it was like at 2:30 in the morning. Really, who has time for that? How lame do you have to be to resort to dirty-talking to someone's voice mail that early? It must be the loneliest feeling in the world, the poor guy. How do you even do that without bursting into giggles? I know I couldn't.

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Clubs of intense awesomeness:




AIM = rulexoutxradio

YIM = feythinsane@sbcglobal.net

MSN = depressedpoet666@yahoo.com

E-Mail = feythinsane@sbcglobal.net or depressedpoet666@yahoo.com

LemonFingers = [link]

Gone Gothic = [link]

Myspace = [link] (If I don't personally know you, I'm *probably* not gonna add you)

Advicenators = [link]